QotD: Indecision 2008

Oct 30, 2007 at 11:09 PM
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What do you think of Stephen Colbert's satirical bid for the U.S. Presidency?

Because Stephen is America, I can too! I hearby announce my run for the office of president of the United States. I promise to relieve every American of all taxes and will make the top ten richest in America fund all government projects. I will also require the Animal Planet to distribute anti-depressants to all of their viewers whenever another meerkat dies on that show.

But maybe I'll just go to bed now. Sleep soundly, I have no political aspirations besides acquiring a new "I Voted" sticker next year.